bombing:

tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(Source: guttle, via humoristics)

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi, via humoristics)

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via orgasm)

westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

(Source: delvins, via joshpeck)

sacaswagea:

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

(Source: mondegreener, via joshpeck)